nichole gomez kvia

Questions and Answers for the month of December 2014!

1.Where is Bob Harp?

Bob Harp is anchoring the CW News at 9 PM. I apologize, it is now known as the KVIA News at 9. What was hilarious during the first few weeks of Bob anchoring was his constant reminders of how him and Nichole are still young! If you have to remind the public that you are young, then you are not really young at all. Once you hit 25, you are considered an old fart. For the record, Nichole is 33 or 34 and Bob is well into his late 30s. SO you are not young anymore! Just worry about the news and the weather instead of your age! Okay!

2.Is it True that Shelton Dodson won a Peabody award?

Correction:

We made a mistake! At least we admit that we make mistakes! Anyway, Shelton did receive an award from the New Mexico Broadcasters Association! Shelton received an Excellence in Broadcasting award for Metro Market Reporter for 2007. We apologize for this mistake! To view the full list of recipients for 2007, visit the website below!

http://www.newmexicobroadcasters.org/awards/2007Excellence.php

As far as I know, he never won a Peabody. I read Shelton’s bio on the new KDBC website and I also noticed the mention of a Peabody award. As of a month ago that claim has been removed from his bio. Supposedly he also won an award for Best Anchor or Reporter of the year in New Mexico? I cannot recall him ever receiving an award or being nominated by the New Mexico Broadcasters Association. If he did receive an award it was probably for having an ego larger than Texass!

3. Where was Cristina Rodda hiding?

Umm? She was working for KOB or KRQE news in ABQ from 2010 to 2011. She then took a job with the New Mexico Department of Corrections as a PR rep. Cristina quit her job or was fired, and worked in Las Vegas for some news station as a weekend anchor/reporter. She has now rotated back to El Paso and is currently boring the s**t out of each and every KTSM morning news viewer.

4.What happened to Melissa Gunderson?
She left KFOX a few weeks ago to pursue a real career in journalism! Chrisdeeman Uribe has now filled that position with her crappy hair extensions, five pounds of makeup, and stupid giggles/laughs! Enjoy viewing the Social News segment and traffic reports suckers!

5. Do you consider local news anchors and reporters celebrities?
NO!

6.Are you done criticizing the local news stations?
No. If you ask me questions about local newsheads, I will respond truthfully and will always include a few jabs. As far as writing full posts about local newsheads, me and my crew are done with that!

7.Why did KVIA screw Denise Olivas over?

You know Denise might not be the best anchor or reporter that KVIA has in their lineup. But she is more pleasant than Stephanie (Lollipop) Valle. Ever since Steph lost half of her body weight, she has developed an over confident personality. Anyway, Denise’s problem is that she still suffers from camera anxiety and shyness. One would think that after working for five years behind and in front of a camera she would have overcome her fears/anxiety. If Denise were to take a Valium, she could probably put Steph to shame!

8.Where the f**k is Louie Del Rio half the time?
Your guess is as good as mine! I am telling you that Louie hates this city more than going a day without his wiggle around like an idiot juice! This mofo probably spends his off days drinking 50 cups of black coffee.

9.Have you ever seen any local newsheads without their makeup?
Yes.Stephanie Valle without makeup looks nothing like Stephanie Valle. She wears fake eye lashes BRO! Josie (H.O.P.) Ortegon looks great without makeup. Seriously, I am not being sarcastic. Adrienne Alvarez looks good without makeup.Then again when you are kicking man ass all over New Mexico and Texas, makeup tends to get in the way of your ass kicking. A few years ago, I ran into Jackie Crea and I had no clue that it was Jackie Crea! Her face can pretty much be found in a makeup bag! For a minute I thought I was talking to a dude. Denise Olivas looks okay without makeup. Who else? I will try to recall some others at a later date. If a chick needs to wear fake lashes, tons of makeup, and a push up bra, then she is not a natural or shall I say a true beauty.

10.Why are you and your crew haters?
We are not haters! We are comedians! Peace and love from a dove up above!

11.Did Nichole Gomez have implants installed?
You know I am not sure. She either purchased a padded push up bra or she had implants shoved into her chest. You would have to ask her or her best bud Stephanie Valle that question.

Nichole Gomez and her Talents are being Squandered on doing the Stupid Weather!

I said it! Nichole has so much potential that it is not even funny! She has half the credentials and experience that her fellow co-workers have and she does a better job at reporting than most of them! If KVIA were to drop Stephanie Valle as the lead anchor for the CW News at 9 and replace her with Nichole, I would watch again! Or better yet, why not drop Denise Olivas from the midday show, and place Nichole in her seat! I swear that most people at KVIA have their heads up their asses! Reflecting on her time spent at KDBC aka KTSM, Nichole executed a few excellent reports/stories during her three to four year stint. It really is a shame that Nichole has been relagated to doing the weather and filling in for Doppler Dong or for Red Headed Monster Karla Smellga!

Will KVIA end up cancelling the CW News at 9?

Image

Update:9-12-13 Thursday 9:27AM

I would like to add a few more thoughts to this post. It is obvious that KVIA is trying to make the CW News at 9 appeal to horny young men and gay women. Think about it! Why not use Darren Hunt or that Schreck guy to host? Because KVIA knows damn well that nobody will tune in to see two old farts. KVIA is trying to appeal to a younger audience by using Steph and Nichole. Also, think about the CW for a second. The CW is a channel known for producing programming for a younger crowd or demographic. So the news has to fit the bill. But at the end of the day, the young demographic is obtaining news from internet enabled smartphones and tablets.

The format of the show or should I say formula is the same old boring format that you can experience at 5 and 6pm. Why not make this program completely different from what is shown a few hours before. Stephanie could read some facebook comments on various news topics, and Nichole could interview people on the street about the weather or whatever is on their minds. Placing a few pretty faces on a TV screen is not enough to make me tune in. Sorry KVIA. You need to return to the drawing board and be a little more creative with this sleep inducing news at 9 broadcast. Cheers, Peace, and Love from your favorite critic.

 

 

I have yet to see the ratings, but it seems to me that the CW news at 9 is not doing very well. Sure you have two cute looking thirty somethings performing hosting duties every night. But is that really enough to bring in viewers? I would have to say no. As I have stated in a previous post, if KVIA is trying to steal KFOX viewership, then they are going about it in a stupid manner. One thing that you have to remember is that a majority of TV news viewers are not horny young men waiting for Stephanie to bend down and show her big ass. Your TV news viewers are adults in their late 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s. These viewers only care about two things, the news and the weather. That is it! The second problem with the CW news at 9 is that it is not being broadcasted in true HD. It is being broadcasted in 480p standard format. What is the reason for this? If you are going to use two cute thirty somethings, why not display all of their beauty in at least 720p HD. I really am getting a kick out of KVIA making commercials for the CW news at 9. Have these commercials really increased viewership? I seriously doubt it. Instead of spending money and time on commercials, they should spend it on a better looking set/background.

Another thing that is funny but also annoying are the constant reminders from Estella, Rick, and Dave to watch the CW news at 9. Constantly reminding the public about the CW news is starting to become annoying. You can ask my Grandma as to how she feels about the constant reminders. I will tell you this much, she is not happy about them. I know for a fact that I am not the only one that does not care about the CW news at 9. To whoever is reading this, let me know how you feel. Do not be a shy guy, be a fly guy! Oh Yeah!

Nichole Gomez has returned to El Crappo!

I could not believe my eyes on Sunday morning! Nichole Gomez was giving a weather report on the KVIA weekend morning show. She has been hired by KVIA to replace Krystal Klei, who will be doing the afternoon/night weekend weather forecasts. For those people that are fairly new to El Crappo, Nichole Gomez was previously employed by KDBC Channel 4 aka KTBC. If I can remember correctly she started her career at KDBC as an office assistant. She eventually earned her associates degree in media from EPCC. Sometime around late 2007 or early 2008, she was promoted to reporter/weekend weather girl. From time to time she would fill in for other metereologists that were on vacation. Nichole eventually left KDBC aka KTSM in 2010 for a job in who knows what? Now in 2013, Nichole is back and is working for KVIA.