So what happened to the Wal-Mart Greeter?


For many years you could always count on being greeted(harassed) by an older Wal-Mart employee 24 hours a day and seven days a week. Sometime in 2012, Wal-Mart made the decision to eliminate the Wal-Mart Harasser from each and every location in the country! I immediately took notice in 2012 when I visited my local Wally World. The smell of Ben-Gay, oatmeal, and Brut cologne was no longer present at the entrances and exits of Wal-Mart. That familiar scent was now replaced with the aroma of a toxic Asian nail salon or the scent of cheap asses purchasing Great Value brand cookies and chicken wings. So why did Wal-Mart eliminate the Harasser/Greeter from their stores? Quite simply, Wal-Mart was tired of paying for these Harassers medical bills after having their wrinkly butts kicked in by angry middle class Wally World customers! The smell of Ben-Gay along with being asked to show your receipt was driving every man and woman crazy! Customers had enough and began to revolt against these Greeters (Harassers). Many of these Harassers were being assaulted on a daily basis. Wal-Mart was faced with a dilemma, they either had to eliminate the monsters that they created or cut back on purchasing crap made in China! So eventually Wal-Mart decided to let go or reassign their beloved Harassers. So there you have it! That is why you no longer see Grandma and Grandpa asking you for your receipt or searching your bag for no good reason anymore!


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