I recently discovered a perfect and safe treatment for insomnia! This treatment is non-habit forming and has no side effects. So what is this special and awesome treatment for insomnia you ask? It is the 2013 version of the Arsenio Hall Show! After watching one minute of this dull ass kissing relic from the 90s, you will instantly fall asleep for at least seven hours. So instead of reaching for a bottle of dangerous sleeping pills, watch the Arsenio Hall Show from 11:00 to 11:01 pm. I guarantee that you will fall asleep even standing up or taking a poop on the toilet! Good Night everybody!