ABC KVIA Report Card

2012-2013 ABC KVIA Channel 7 Report Card

Estella Casas

B+

A good anchor with okay ad lib skills. The only thing that bothered me was her use of thick necklaces to cover her minor neck scar. I swear her neck scar is barely noticeable. You are so vain Estella!

Rick Cabrera

B+

A good anchor with a good knowledge of sports.

Maria Garcia

C+

Is it or me or does she come off as fake and corny? I remember making a comment about Whitney Burbank, and how she loves the camera a little too much. Well you know what, Maria has been trying to f**k the camera every chance she gets. This chick needs to drop the phony personaility ASAP!

Jerry Najera

B

I swear Jerry’s voice reminds me of an uneducated cholo that has just been paroled from a state prison. Other than this, he is a strong worker that puts 100 percent effort into everything that he does.

Krystal Klei

B+

Likeable, professional, and confident.

Denise Olivas

D+

Her work speaks for itself! I am going to refrain from making any negative comments.

Matt Dougherty

B+

A few months ago I experienced douche chills after viewing a story featuring Mr.Dougherty and his late 70s/80s Mercedes Benz SL coupe. The guy only did the story so he could show off what his daddy gave him. After that story I lost a little respect for the guy. Who gives a f**k about an old SL coupe? I sure as hell do not care! Now if it was a Ferrari California Spyder or a Mercedes 300SL Gullwing, that would be great.

Ashlie Rodriguez

B+

Is that how she really spells her name? I guess Ashley is not unique enough for Ashlie. Anyways, she really is a great reporter, but in her mind she believes that she is God’s gift to journalism. You are good,  but you are not that good!

Matthew Smith

A

This young punk has the potential to be the next Walter Cronkite. Do not sleep on this kid!

Bob Harp

C+

My gripe with Mr.Harpy is that every stupid story that is whispered into his ear piece is a breaking story! WTF? Not every story is a breaking story! I remember one time a Pitbull took a shit on a sidewalk along Stanton, and according to Bob Harp that was a breaking story? Okay. This guy is almost as corny as Maria Garcia and Matt Dougherty together in a room with 100 bags of popcorn!

Stephanie Valle

B+

Stop eating carrot sticks and drinking bottles of FIJI water everyday! We get it! You want to look like a lollipop with your huge ass head and skinny body!

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