The Idea that Hispanic People Should Always support Fellow Hispanics…………….

In everything they do even though what they are doing is absurd or silly is disturbing to EVERY member of The City Workshop! Take for example the ABC TV show Cristela. Everybody in the Southwest has told us that this show is hilarious, and that we need to watch it for the mere fact that we are Hispanic! WTF! So upon hearing this recommendation, we decided to watch Cristela aka Crappella for two weeks in a row. Guess what! This show did not make any of us laugh even once! The show is full or should I say filled with stupid stereotypes, canned audience laughter, and a lot of bad acting! The only one that is turning in a decent performance is Fluffy aka Gabriel Iglesias.The only thing that we could agree on is that Gabriel Iglesias needs his own TV show, but on a cable network like HBO or Showtime. When watching Cristela we had flashbacks about The George Lopez show. Everybody and their mother said the same thing about the George Lopez show! We watched and realized that the show was about as funny as the Holocaust. Forgive us for saying this, Cristela is not funny, and we are not going to support it! Even though we are Hispanic.

Here is another example! Eddie Holguin! Lets be honest here! Eddie Holguin embarrassed the City of El Paso. He really did! With his bargain bin Christmas lights and two dollar security, he made El Paso look like a town full of cheap asses! When the bargain bin light fiasco occurred, we remember hearing people say “Hey you should support Eddie! He is Mexican American!” (WTF! I thought we were all American!) Anyway, our response to this was ” We should support him because he is Mexican American? Are you serious? Did you support Richard Ramirez when he was killing people in California? He was Hispanic or should I say Mexican American!” This whole idea of Hispanic people supporting other Hispanic people in everything they do just because they are Hispanic is stupid/silly! How about we support any human being that is doing something positive regardless of his or her skin color or ethnicity!

The New KDBC CBS 4!

All I have to say about KDBC CBS 4 is that is a carbon copy of KFOX TV 14! These two stations are operating independently of each other? Give me a huge break across my nappy head with a baseball bat! If you do not believe me all you have to do is record the 10 PM KDBC broadcast and compare it to the 9 PM KFOX broadcast! As I previously stated in my post “Remembering the KDBC 4 Dream Team”, KDBC should no longer exist! It should have faded into history along with bell bottom pants and mood rings! What a shame! I had so much hope for this “new” KDBC 4! Good Night everyone!

KVIA EMail Exposed!

KVIA Emails Revealed!
I received these email messages a few days ago. Enjoy them!

From:Stephanie Valle <ANOREXICDIVA@kvia.com>
To:Karla Huelga <REDPUBESAREHOT@kvia.com>

Hey Karla, when do you want to have a vomit session? I cannot believe that I ate two carrot sticks and a slice of bread! I feel like such a pig for eating so much food! I need to expel all of this junk food ASAP! Meet me at the bathroom at 12:00 PM sharp!

 

From Rick Cabrera <BALDINGPEARSHAPEDHEAD@kvia.com>
To Nichole Gomez <HOTBUNZ@kvia.com>

Hey Nicki, I have to profess my lus…. I mean love for you right now! Is it not obvious to you and every viewer in El Crappo and in Las Cacas that I love you more than my job! How about you dump that tax write-off Randy Culpepper and become my wife! Your name would sound so much better as Nichole Gomez Culpepper Cabrera II.

 

From:Estella Casas <HOTGRANDMA@kvia.com>
To:Kevin Lowell <SKINNYDORK@kvia.com>

Hey jerk off, if you do not increase my pay, I will force you to listen to a demo tape that I made in the 1980s! It features covers of Billy Ocean and Peter Cetera songs! The last track features my Mommy! She does an acapella version of “Relax” from Frankie Does Hollywood! It is so bad that it will make your ears bleed for days!

 

From:Collin Carroll <HOWDYDOODYGINGER@kvia.com)
To:Kevin Lowell <SKINNYDORK@kvia.com>

Hey man, you should have given me Asher Wildman’s position! You know damn well that the position belonged to me and not Screwy Del Rio! Just for that I am going to mail my red ass hairs to you and every member in your family! Take that you skinny dork!

 

To:Josie Ortegon <INEEDTOLEARNHOWTOREAD@kvia.com>
From:Luke Lyddon <NEWSSTUD@kvia.com>

Hey Josie my Latin delight, how about you come over tonight and I tutor you on how to read correctly! That sounds like fun right?

 

From:Krystal Klei <INEEDSUNLIGHT@kvia.com>
To:Bob Harp <ILOOKSICKLY@kvia.com>

Hey Bob! You and I should go out and get a tan! Everybody and their mom keeps on telling me that I am so pale that they can see right through my body!

 

From:Denise Olivas <ANYONECANDOMYJOB@kvia.com>
To:Kevin Lowell <SKINNYDORK@kvia.com>

Please Kevin do not fire me! I need my job! If you do fire me, I will release that picture of you and Dan Rather wrestling naked in Mexico! I know that I am horrible at what I do, but that does not give you the right to fire me and then hire a Chimpanzee to take my place! Remember I can damage you!

 

From:Darren Hunt <DEGENERATEGAMBLER@kvia.com>
To:Kevin Lowell <SKINNYDORK@kvia.com>

Hey Kev! I just want to let you know that I am quitting my job next week! I am finally going to work for the Chihuauas! After reviewing my crappy resume, they finally decided to give me a job as a mascot! Hey I know that it is not the job that I wanted, but hey at least I am working for the best team in the Southwest! I will catch you later, I have to visit the Sunland Park race track and spend my fifty dollar pay check! Tomorrow Chuck Debroder and I will visit TItle Loans! We are going to use our loans to make stupid bets online! Toodles!

So what happened to the Wal-Mart Greeter?

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For many years you could always count on being greeted(harassed) by an older Wal-Mart employee 24 hours a day and seven days a week. Sometime in 2012, Wal-Mart made the decision to eliminate the Wal-Mart Harasser from each and every location in the country! I immediately took notice in 2012 when I visited my local Wally World. The smell of Ben-Gay, oatmeal, and Brut cologne was no longer present at the entrances and exits of Wal-Mart. That familiar scent was now replaced with the aroma of a toxic Asian nail salon or the scent of cheap asses purchasing Great Value brand cookies and chicken wings. So why did Wal-Mart eliminate the Harasser/Greeter from their stores? Quite simply, Wal-Mart was tired of paying for these Harassers medical bills after having their wrinkly butts kicked in by angry middle class Wally World customers! The smell of Ben-Gay along with being asked to show your receipt was driving every man and woman crazy! Customers had enough and began to revolt against these Greeters (Harassers). Many of these Harassers were being assaulted on a daily basis. Wal-Mart was faced with a dilemma, they either had to eliminate the monsters that they created or cut back on purchasing crap made in China! So eventually Wal-Mart decided to let go or reassign their beloved Harassers. So there you have it! That is why you no longer see Grandma and Grandpa asking you for your receipt or searching your bag for no good reason anymore!

Cloud storage is for Dorks!

Oh the great big old cloud on the net! Why would anyone want to store their personal information or private photos on a server/computer that they do not own? Your most personal or private moments should be stored in your mind/brain, not on a hard drive or a piece of removable media. We as a society have become way too dependent on social media, smartphones, and modern day technology in general. We need to live in a more simple world and reduce our use of these devices and services. Do we really need a phone that can do everything imaginable? Do we really need to let the world know that we just took a number two and ate a big bucket of chicken on Facebook? Seriously people, we need to get our act together!